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Two heatpipe systems on the one board! From a purely pants-spanking perspective, the ASUS P5N32-SLI Deluxe oozes sex appeal in that particularly geek-festooned fashion. With a heatpipe cooling system, dual-Gigabit Ethernet, eight-phase power filtering, dual-core CPU support, and NVIDIA's new nForce 4 SLI x16 chipset there's no way this baby won't get the blood flowing to your nether region, unless you happen to be dead or de-sexed. Regardless, it's certainly an impressive lineup of the latest features on the market. Did we mention it has two heatpipe coolers?